by Marrrrrrrffdfddijnnn March 27, 2019

by emilydikinson January 12, 2024

I truly love him. He's just amazing and sweet but sometimes shy. If you talked to him, he would answer so fast. He's truly a wonderful, lovable, and caring person. Ugh I wish he was mine but sadly no. If your reading this Cal, I love you so much and hope we can be more than friends. ily Cal... <3
by unknownlover_ss September 29, 2021

Do you know that calvin Hawkins over there I heard he’s a poor operator
I don’t know who the fuck is he
I don’t know who the fuck is he
by Moulton massive April 22, 2018

A person who looks up their name on urban dictionary and saw all the other posts about his abnormally large genitalia.
(It’s true though)
(It’s true though)
Jessica: “so I searched up Calvin on urban dictionary”
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”
by MyNameIsCalvin June 29, 2024

Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.
by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023
