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Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”
by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020
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Crayons

Crayons are Riley's favorite thing to say. Crayons are made of wax and are colored to create a beautiful mark when you press down on paper. People pronounce it cray-ons or crans. Plural for crayon.
Can you get me the crayons please?
I colored this picture with crayons.
by PenguinDoodleDude February 13, 2019
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Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.
I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.
by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010
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crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo
by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022
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Pink Crayon

A bright, lovely and cute crayon you can find in Crayola crayon boxes that's used for colouring, mainly for colouring pigs, flamingos and blushing cheeks for your characters.
I love my pink crayon. I found it in a Crayola crayon box I got for my birthday. It's my favourite colour, it's bright, lovely, cute, and it's perfect for colouring pigs, flamingos and blushing cheeks for my characters.
by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 February 27, 2024
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crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.
Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.
by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017
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Meat Crayon

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.
Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.
by Chicken Intubater. February 4, 2025
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