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conspiritoristism

Any person who throws shade, disrespects, or is skeptical of any person who believes or wants to discuss conspiracy theories.
Me: Sandy Hook was a hoax.

Others: Children died, you sick piece of shit!

Me: You’re being conspiritoristist, and your conspiritoristism has ended any possibility of us being friends.
by Ja-ache Gyamyez April 24, 2020
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Conspiire

A proper call of duty bot that changes there name to look good smh.
Oh my word look ! There’s a proper Conspiire sitting in the corner.
by ComminCentral May 5, 2020
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conspiracyhypotheticus

In short: someone who keeps open the possibility that there is a conspiracy. However there is more to it: a professional conspiracyhypotheticus takes both the risks and the severeness of the consequences into account. This results in a simple analytic outcome in the form of four quadrants.

The most critical quadrant of these is the one that multiplies the risk of the hypothesis that there would be indeed a conspiracy going on times the true impact of the respective consequences for those people who will have to live with those consequences. This is especially the case if the consequences are not reversible and/or not viable for neutralization of their effects.
In case vaccines for viral & malicious biological agents that cause potentially more damage to the patients there is absolutely no moral ground for government agencies to make such vaccines mandatory including indirect mandates such as exclusion for the public transport system for the non-vaccinated ones. This abstract reasoning makes the importance of taking into account very unlikely arguments within a critical & professional discussion very well defined. Therefore any conspiracyhypotheticus of the reasonable and serieus type deserves not only respect, but als an appropriate amount of courtosy because the social & reputational risk of being ridiculed must be compensated.
by EndgamePuncher January 2, 2021
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conspiralogue

A dialogue in which the perspective of conspirational phenomena are not dismissed as too improbable to legitimize the spending of focus and attention on it. These phenomena include not only the potential plot itself, but also the factual signs that either indicate in favor of the perspective to be at hand or actually advocate against it's probability and/or it's associated severity of the negative consequences might the plot be succesful.
Any kind of online conspiralogue on the topic of a certain vaccine these days must effectively deal with the issue of censorship policies of the platforms where the conspiralogue could be hosted in a stable manner.
by EndgamePuncher January 2, 2021
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Conspiratual

Individuals with the attraction of being expert researchers circulating conspiracy theories about 'worldy' debates and theorizing until one or the other party(s) has completed or come to a final theory; often times unresolved, unrealistic, or with little to no evidence

Individuals that are mutually sparked by the events, ideas and brainstorms about specific events or scenarios relating to past, present and future
She came to a realization, Suddenly, Sally asks Tom, "Hey, I was wondering if it is conspiratually of me to believe majority if not all ice cream is made from cow milk or goat milk?"
by internal rose March 7, 2021
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conspirationalizing

The process of blending what many might consider conspiracy with rational data driven evidence.
Look at those people conspirationalizing about the existence of UFOs; with a telescope in one hand and science literature citing ancient data that reveals there have been studies done on them in the other.
by Conspirationalist January 17, 2021
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Conspirationalist

A person with the ability to use critical thinking skills and/or factual sound evidence and apply them to what may be considered conspiracy theories in order to test said theories.
I'm not going to discredit something purely on the basis of it being called 'conspiracy theory'. Scientific 'theory' is also just 'theory' and theory can largely be credited or discredited by facts and evidence. I look for those facts so I'm a conspirationalist.
by Conspirationalist January 20, 2021
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