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quantum conversation
When you're talking with someone who says stuff you can't make sense out of, so you treat their sentences as a superposition of all possible interpretations and reply to them generically enough such that when the point finally becomes clear, all your previous replies still make sense and you didn't end up having to make a fool out of yourself along the way.
I've had such a quantum conversation with my friend again. Thankfully I finally managed to understand what he was on about before I agreed to something stupid.
quantum conversation by Tomlacko October 29, 2022
"Garrison the conversation"
To unabashedly powersteer the topic of conversation back to what you want to talk about, regardless of what anyone else thinks.
Person 1: "So anyway, that pretty much sums up me and Sunni's problems these days."
Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."
(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)
Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."
(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)
Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".
Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."
(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)
Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."
(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)
Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".
"Garrison the conversation" by No One Has A Clue January 13, 2009
Waist deep in conversation
When someone is in a deep conversation
I thought i got to the party early enough, but everyone was already waist deep in conversation when i got there.
Waist deep in conversation by Wheeze05 October 30, 2018
Conversation Cockblock
A word that immediately stops a conversation. It makes the other person feels so awkward that they end the conversation themselves.
"Hey whats up?"
"Nothing..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
"So I worked yesterday"
"ok..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
"Nothing..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
"So I worked yesterday"
"ok..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
Conversation Cockblock by Quiksquirl December 20, 2010
double back door conversation
When you find your self cornered in a conversation where somebody is trying to either trap you into loaning money, shoes or asking you out, you might want to create a double back door conversation leaving yourself two ways out.
'Damn if Angie didn't try to {FUDfix up date} me but I conjured up a double back door conversation on the spot sprinkling it with so many maybe's and yah that might work's that i think i am out of the woods..........can you drive me home???? LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
double back door conversation by DaynaS March 30, 2008
conversation died
Used whenever a conversation has no more interesting points in it, in instant messenging, when it's no longer of interest to one of the parties in the conversation.
*long silence*
A)*conversation dies*
B)ashes to ashes, bits to bits
A)How's your family?
B)The conversation died. Get over it.
A)*conversation dies*
B)ashes to ashes, bits to bits
A)How's your family?
B)The conversation died. Get over it.
conversation died by conorschild December 22, 2005