by weirdowoman April 17, 2015
Mommy, look at that cock!
by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi July 06, 2015
Me: "Hey, you want to pet my cock?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"
by Dubiks November 22, 2018
by tiktokthotty May 16, 2019
Cock, or C.O.C.K, is the shorter version of "Central Oklahoma Christ Killers", an organization that claims to have killed Jesus. Every member is inbred at least 4 generations back and have drinking problems.
"Bitches and gentlemen, welcome to the annual cock convention. Now stand up for the rational antenna... uh... fuck, where's my moonshine?"
by CrappyScrap June 18, 2015