coal city, il

a small town south of Chicago known for getting hammered and high with our cousins instead of fucking them

you can tell she’s from coal city, il she’s just as shitty as the town

by noodleschicken October 28, 2017

go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.

Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.

by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016

White Coal

A slang name for Crack Cocaine, due in part to a “Crack Rock’s” resemblance to coal, but whitish in colour

Junkie: Yo I need to spark sumn, you got more of that White Coal?

Dealer: Yeah, I got a little sumn on me

by Walker Graves December 26, 2020

Coal Shrew

A niche racial slur used to define a black Jew.

Ryan: Dude, he’s black and Jewish???
Brock: Yeah dude! He’s a fucking Coal shrew!

by JKCadillac July 8, 2021

Coal

on the online imageboard soyjak.party, coal refers to a low quality video or soyjak that is deemed undesirable trash.

"this is the coal that is destroying the sharty"
"bro go outside nobody understands you"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

Coal miners tea party

Double dicks on dicks

She loves a good coal miners tea party.

by KY123456 March 10, 2018

Coal Chew

A type a person that’s brain is dusty like coal and chews a lot of food. High odds of being a goofy Jitosaurus also

Stop being such a Coal Chew u fatty

by DaPhatBoi August 8, 2024