If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”
by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011
A racial stereotype of the bred-out native race of Great Britain and Ireland known as the Picts; having red hair, freckles, and really dark pale skin.
by RockCity August 07, 2004
We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.
by ITInformer June 03, 2009
by Nick Conte October 04, 2005
To physically assault someone after receiving a threat of harm to one's offspring or the offspring of someone they know.
by Ichabod Merendi May 03, 2010
by Aaron go bragh April 19, 2008
N. the residual mark left on your sheets from an individual with an excessive application of make-up, and/or bronzer.
"Dude, I can't come over. I have to do some laundry because your mom left a clown stain on my sheets."
by Berrytone™ January 08, 2010