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Chris

Don't be fooled ladies this guy is 100% creep material. A complete and total spastic. Doesn't know his ear from his elbow. His hairline looks like you've had 20 pints its non existent. Powered by Redbull and pisses A LOT. You know his name but not his story. Was emo back in 2002. Borrowed his dogs lead to hang it from his belt.
Chris is a spastic
by Fruit-tella July 9, 2019
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Chris

Chris is a mega simp
You see that dude Chris, yeah he's a huge simp
by Samuel Playz June 25, 2020
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Chris

Stupid noob that stinks at fortnite and especially rocket league
Fuck no i don’t want to squad with Chris my back hurts from carrying this shitter”
by Gayhomonamedchrisk May 28, 2018
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chris

that one asian kid whos smart and rich
jeesh chris no need to brag-...
by keenie79 January 27, 2021
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Chris

Once you meet him you think he is a good friend... but once you get to know him you'll know he's not. He is funny, but sometimes his jokes are cruel. He also likes to think good of himself so he lies and says that he has a girlfriend and that he slept with her even though he his only 12 years old. He is also a fat a** chicken nugget that is addicted to fortnite!! He is so cruel he told someone he wished there were dead because the other guy didn't forgive him!! All I have to say is that if you know a Chris... don't keep him
I don't ever want to meet a Chris again my life
by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019
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Chris

Its the name of a gay person
Chris is gay
by daniel12346 January 30, 2022
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Chris

He is the definition of a caregiver.

He always puts others before him.

He doesn't know his true value and underestimates his effect on women. He's everything but ordinary.

He's the love of my life and yet he will never let me love him.
... Written by your goddess, Chris....
by Gruwwelche November 29, 2021
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