Chris

A fucking weird ass simp who tries to impress girls by luring them but inevitably getting dubbed

Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!

by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020

Chris

I am chris

What are you up to?
I am Chris

by Dtdyshdhdg April 5, 2021

Chris

Chris will have an existential crisis for no reason randomly. Chris is funny and really Big Brain but will criticize you on the smallest of things. CHRIS IS CHING CHONG AS FUCK

Hey chris hows it going
Chris: i feel dead inside

by Tangy_TicTac LIVE November 2, 2020

Chris

Chris is a wonderful person and I love him

I love you Chris

by Kazutora November 21, 2021

Chris

An amazing guy that most likely has brown hair. His genitals are so large they exceed the size of a Dallans genitals.

I bet he is such a chris.

by Exopenarium February 26, 2019

Chris

The guy Ava loves. She thinks he's hot, hotter than Dobby, and thinks that he has "everything in a boy i want".

Ava: I love Chris!!

by ava loves chris August 7, 2021

Chris

What can i say for Chris... type of guy to make you laugh and have a joke with your friends without wanting to fuck any of them usually medium to tall skinny and a nice guy, but stick him in bed with you and you won’t come out in one legs shaking and condom balloons everywhere nice guy and usually polite too.

Nicole:Hey i was talking to Chris last night.
Sarah:Girl how are you walking?

by Gabriella2470 October 10, 2020