Choad Choker

Someone who fails at masturbation because their penis is to small and not erect.

i was being a choad choker yesterday i failed horibly.

by Rico Smooth February 5, 2010

Choade-A-La-Mode

fat cock and ice-cream

she wanted food in the bed? i gave her ass choade-a-la-mode

by Viva Italia April 27, 2007

cookie dough choad

When your penis is wider than long but it has freckels on it to act like choclate chips!

Miles has a cookie dough choad!

by Jonathon Haywood August 17, 2015

The Da Vinci Choad

An inevitable porno flick based on the novel adaptation featuring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou.

Cannes will probably love The Da Vinci Choad. Damn dirty French.

by uuuuuuuuuuu May 25, 2006

Portland choad tickler

A specifically engineered sex toy for use in the rectum. It specifically is constructed to mimic a standard butt plug with the addition of an authentic raccoon tail affixed to the non business end. Midwestern in origin, the original idea of using a sex toy with an attached fur bearer tail came from the bowels of Portland Oregon's passive-agressive underground swinger scene

Hipster 1: Hey, what's the new rage in kinky shit?
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.

by Theragingidiot May 18, 2021

Frosty Hair Choad

a complete, and utterly disturbed individual. He is a crazy womanizing skank ass bitch who is in complete denial about his sexual orientation. If you would like a better definition, please watch I Love You Man.

"You do not need to be splitting commission with that frosty hair choad"(www.IMDb.com)

by psychgenius April 6, 2010

choad a la mode

A fatter than it is long weiner with a scoop of your favorite ice cream!!!

Your mom only likes choads if there choad a la mode.

Mint Chocolate Chip is my favorite flavor of choad a la mode.

by Channing Tatunm Penis October 5, 2013