carrot beard

The long root portion of a carrot that looks like long stringy hairs. Usually removed prior to eating, but enjoyed by others because of its gross appearance.

This carrot has a super long carrot beard.

by PottedBamboo May 6, 2019

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Mr. Carrot

Mr. Carrot is a demon spawned from hell. Mr. Carrot first appears in the movie Bolt. Mr. Carrot also owns Lake Erie.

Oh my God, Run! It’s Mr. Carrot!

by ItsCritters May 7, 2019

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carrot rows

Similar to Corn Rows (also Cornrows), an ancient traditional African hair style, but worn by an individual with naturally red hair. Linguistically a combination of "corn rows" and "carrot top".

Damn, that ginger white-boy is straight up rockin' carrot rows.

by doctorgroove June 9, 2018

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limp carrot

Limp dick

Your a big limp carrot! A big pussy that can't stand for nothing!

by Jaded Gypzy January 24, 2020

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Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit

I bet he pulled a nigga carrot

by Renew is gay February 4, 2020

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Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.

*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
“No shit it’s just Carrot River.”

by Bigjib February 6, 2020

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