CALM

4th album of an australian band called 5 seconds of summer. the album is lyricly and musicly a masterpiece. the album's name is from each band member's name's first letter. C(alum) A(shton) L(uke) M(ichael). stream CALM.

person 1: HEY DUDE YA HEARD DIS??
person 2: heard what bruh
person 1: THIS ALBUM IS FIRE MAN
person 2: what album?
person 1: CALM BY 5SOS

by gyozo June 02, 2020

calm

what i wish i was

person #1: “hey, i’m calm”
me: (sobbing internally) “that’s great!!”

by i am very sad June 20, 2022

calm

When something is not good, but funny.

“Evan just shat his brains out”

“Lmao that’s calm”

by calmalana January 19, 2021

Calm

A stupid fucking way of confirming that they will show up to an event.

Person A: hey so we're all going to the bowling alley on Saturday?

Person B: yep I'll be there

Person C: calm

Person A: Person C your uninvited

by daddypaddy October 21, 2021

Calm

Not fire elmo

Calm down there

by Chibaku February 05, 2019

You need to calm down

Said when someone is over reacting to the smallest things especially on the internet.

Also a reference to the song "You need to calm down" by Taylor Swift.

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Person 1:*Over reacting*
Person 2:"You need to calm down, you're being too loud."
Person 3:"And im just like oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh."

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 29, 2024

calm it down

What you say to somebody who is taking themselves too seriously.

Tall guy: what kind of situation did you create here? I'm going to beat you to a pulp.
Fat round kid: calm it down! I didn't do shit.

by Capital P February 01, 2018