Soggy Custard Cup

The act of screwing a cup of custard

"man I love custard."
"Enough to give it a Soggy Custard Cup?"

by Custard Cupper January 13, 2009

man custard

cum,jizz, seaman (no, not a sailor) salty icing sugar etc

Im gona bash the bishop and squirt man custard all over the cuttlery and blame the dog. (true story)

by raging man juice July 17, 2009

Custard cake

Cum in a cake and make them eat it 🤤

I custard cakes that girl from east

by Jsystahaj January 21, 2018

Parking a custard

being sick in a defined place. Either at the side of the road, or a toilet, sink etc.

"Dude where is Bill?" "he didnt feel well, hes in the toilet parking a custard!"

by Tattoo'd Ed August 28, 2009

Strawberry Custard Pie

While having sex and right before cumming, you punch the girl's nose making her bleed, cum on the blood, and stir them together with your dick

I gave her a Strawberry Custard Pie

by K February 16, 2015

tubby custard

a fat person, usually very jiggly and rotund

"Man, look at that tubby custard over there. He mus weigh 400+!"

by BDon11 December 16, 2008

Custard Pie

A cream pie for those over the ages of 65

1. My Grandpappy was on the porch sitting in his rocking chair, finishing his 9th Pabst of the mornin', and let it slip that he gave Nana a Custard Pie last night!

by Richard "Dick" Goesinya July 16, 2021