Bitched

Also used when describing especially hard hits or crazy plays that occur during a major sporting event, particularly American football. Can also apply to homeruns or strikeouts in baseball.

If Ray Lewis or Brian Dawkins lays an especially hard hit on a player, you scream at the TV as loud as possible, "BITCHED!"

"Jerome Bettis bitched three defenders on his way to the endzone."

by Rich J January 7, 2006

butchered

To pussy out or epically fail, specifically in terms of drinking alcohol.

'ugh, steve totally butchered it last night. no chance of me finishing.'

'completely butchered that pint, couldnt even down it.'

by LMCK May 16, 2010

butcher

a scrub that loves men, i mean its like CRAZY. You cannot be cool with butchers...

dude that kis is a butcher

by Butassssaa August 26, 2006

butchers slab

The mess left on the sheets and matress by the female population once a month.

urghh Trev., it was horrible.., I woke up in a bed like a butcher's slab.

by Neil H. May 24, 2004

bitched

The state of someone whose best friend has ditched them for a hot chick/girlfriend.

"Dude, I can't believe Roy just bitched you to chase after Megan."

by rsdudm August 8, 2009

butchy butcherson

but-chy but-cher-son:

when a lesbian, is EXTREMELY lesbian, like Chelsea. when one could not be more lesbian if one tried, or SuperLesbian.

Chelsea: well, hello there Dan Rather
Dan Rather: You're such a Butchy Butcherson, aren't you Butchy????

by Senor Bueno December 24, 2006

Pat Butchered

To get nailed by another player in any sports game or to be beaten up by someone on a night out.

"Did you see Liddell vs Jackson last night?"
"Yeah, it was awesome watching Jackson get absolutely Pat Butchered by Chuck. Never laughed so much in my life!"

by Ste Crayston June 2, 2007