An attempt at oral in which the male or female on the giving end takes the slang "Blowjob" a bit too serious and, well, blows on your dick/vag. Usually done by those new to either oral or sexual intercourse as a whole, and ends up with a tickling feeling of air around one's nuts or clitoris, as well as a tremendous amount of slobber. Named after the leafblowing tool as well as the British's known lack of sexual intercourse, one shouldn't guilt a virgin too much for doing something of this sort on their first attempt.
Dude 1: "Mate, how was Tiffany's lips feel on yer cock?"
Dude 2: "Naaah mate she a British Leafblower. Slobbered all over m'dick."
Dude 2: "Naaah mate she a British Leafblower. Slobbered all over m'dick."
by Synder January 25, 2017
An accent used among friends, and by non-British People, to sound different, but in a funny insider way, not to make oneself sound cool.
Privelages With The British Accent: Getting to say "Oi!, Bloody Hell!, and Crumpets", worry-free flirting.
Results: Stares of lust and excitement for either sex, and making Wal-Mart cashiers swoon.
Privelages With The British Accent: Getting to say "Oi!, Bloody Hell!, and Crumpets", worry-free flirting.
Results: Stares of lust and excitement for either sex, and making Wal-Mart cashiers swoon.
Josh: "We should use The British Accent in that store!"
Bre: (in the British Accent) "Oi! Cut it out before I tell Mum! You're not supposed to play with the toy swords in the store!"
Josh: (in The British Accent) "But it's fun! Now Defend Yourself Bre!"
Bre: (in the British Accent) "Oi! Cut it out before I tell Mum! You're not supposed to play with the toy swords in the store!"
Josh: (in The British Accent) "But it's fun! Now Defend Yourself Bre!"
by wingman6796 July 29, 2009
"What banter, mate!"
"Shut up British Fag"
"Mate, take the piss"
"God Johnny, your such a British Fag"
"Shut up British Fag"
"Mate, take the piss"
"God Johnny, your such a British Fag"
by 911didBush June 15, 2015
-Hey I have a British accent, wanna go for a shag
-Oh my gosh, shag hahaha, you're so British. Yes yes, I want a shag haha
-Oh my gosh, shag hahaha, you're so British. Yes yes, I want a shag haha
by JoeTheFool August 12, 2011
by rollmybluntbitch July 07, 2016
by Zkzksmdjidwj September 30, 2020
The cultural revolution of the United Kingdom.
Unfortunately this hasn't happened yet, but will hopefully involve something out of V for Vendetta
Unfortunately this hasn't happened yet, but will hopefully involve something out of V for Vendetta
Some dude: "Hey, the whole government sucks in almost every way imaginable."
Me: "Yeah, I know. We need a British Revolution involving riots and Guy-Fawkes masks."
Me: "Yeah, I know. We need a British Revolution involving riots and Guy-Fawkes masks."
by theresnofreenamesonUD February 24, 2008