Slut Breakfast

Two powerbars and a bottle a pink champagne.

When you're exhausted after a long night of partying, sometimes you just need a Slut Breakfast to both replenish your energy and take some of the edge off of your horrible decision-making.

by Beatlepopper December 17, 2015

road breakfast

An early morning handie from a perfect stranger at a truck stop.

Every time I'm in Walcott, Iowa I get a craving for a little road breakfast at the Iowa 80 truck stop.

by Nemo Nickels January 8, 2017

Birthday breakfast

Croissant and a blow job

Happy birthday, do you want a birthday breakfast

by Sparen October 24, 2017

Nigga Breakfast

A breakfast invented by dat nigga Dylan morgan Francis member of the prestigious, 'Half Left' crew. This 'Nigga Breakfast' consists of a base of toast with the nigger condiments of Nutella and Coco Pops having a crunchy smooth texture to start your nigga day.

After a long night of playing with and on Coc with Cory and Jackson the morning called for a nigga breakfast

by Cockie monster :) April 28, 2020

Gonorrhea for Breakfast

To inadvertently have oral sex with someone who has an STD.

Poor Paul, he ate Gonorrhea for Breakfast.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

turkey for breakfast

Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.

Sorry I was late to work, but dude, I totally had turkey for breakfast this morning.

by synchronicityii February 11, 2010

Kanye West Breakfast

You name an omelette "Taylor Swift" and give it to a friend, then when they're in the middle of eating it you say "Omelette you finish, but how's breakfast?"

SERVER: "How's breakfast??"
ME: "Damn bitch. You interrupted me with your Kanye West Breakfast remark."

by Shmiggens March 2, 2017