Bottleneck Gamer

An online video game addict version of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck:

Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.

Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.

A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.

Bottleneck Gamers are a combination of superiority complex and inferiority complex that mix to form a video game addiction.

by Eatme Drinkme May 16, 2010

bottlecaped

When you twist the penis off of a random person that made you angry.

Bottlecapee: hey, you got the dick of a 6 year old ckick.

Bottlecaper: lets see about that when you get the shit bottlecaped out of you.

by minecraft sexer September 26, 2011

Bottle-Feeder

The nightclub equivalent to an ocean bottom-feeder. The girls who hover around the VIP section of a club to try and get to a table to drink for free off their bottle and acquire a false sense of status. They can often be found in super tight, short dresses dancing provocatively in front of the VIP section of a club trying to catfish a sucker.

"Robin, why are those girls being stage five clingers to our boyfriends?"

"Oh they're just being scavengers looking for a free drink ticket...they're just bottle-feeders, don't worry, no decent guy respects them."

by The Cason-Point December 13, 2013

Bottle Cap

A girl who is the youngest in a friend group and is always being loud and making jokes that she laughs way too hard at.

That girl Lauren is always being so loud and disprupive and she's the youngest one here, ugh what a bottle cap.

by Lauren Lit Chron December 16, 2017

Bottle of Coke

When you realise 5 minutes later you shouldn't of thrown out the coke

Fuck I want that bottle of Coke

by JohnMANel November 9, 2018

boatless

When you talk to people without a boat, so you consider them boatless

"Where do you store your boat?"
"I don't have one"
"boatless person, lol"

by Martin7117 March 23, 2019

Village Bottle

A cooler or commonly female alchoholic beverage that is passed around among friends rather than drank by one person.

Before Jenna's wedding, they all shared a Village Bottle of Apple Vodka Cooler.

by Frostee Fudge October 28, 2007