by BLUE December 24, 2002
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The Ass Blocker 3000 impliments a new fully functional 360 degrees protection system run by the Gyro Gorge software to block all penetration from your anus, keeping you happy and un-raped.
The Ass Blocker 3000 will hit stores and prisons in Q4 2008.
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The Ass Blocker 3000 will hit stores and prisons in Q4 2008.
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When a famous death occurs quickly after another celebrity death, shifting the collective currency of celebrity mourning to the more famous death, thus blocking the earlier passing from collecting their share of the public's celebrity mourning short-term spend
Michael Jackson's passing shortly after the passing of Farah Fawcette coffin-blocked her access to the public's collective celebrity mourning expenditure
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by Mike March 31, 2003
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I saw this hot girl walk into class with a pair of ugly blockers on. She took them off, and her face wasn't hot at all. I should have known, now I am stuck sitting next to a butterface.
by Big Ted Arlington February 27, 2008
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