biebian

A lesbian who looks like Justin Bieber

Oh my goodness look at that girl over there, she's such a biebian.

by soshleesays April 1, 2010

Justin Bieber

The reason why I don't listen to mainstream music anymore. Every time I turn on the damn radio, some autotuned Justin Bieber shit comes on and gives me ear cancer.

Justin Bieber symbolizes everything that is wrong with the modern music industry. He possesses no extraordinary music talent and is grossly overrated. Not having much difference with the shitty mainstream act he replaced, The Jonas Brothers (see 'talentless hacks'), many people predict that Justin Bieber's music career is on the verge of destruction and that the only reason he got so famous was because he had a marketable face, in other words, crazed teenage girls would swoon over him and buy his CD's, regardless of the fact that his music sucks.

Of course, if you believe that his music sucks, a horde of Justin's rabid fans (otherwise known as 'Beliebers') will come and troll you with comments like "GET A LIFE!!!" or "U DNOT KNO REAL MUSIKK!!!1!".

In entertainment media, Justin Bieber is the country's sweetheart, and not just in one country. Entertainment media in countries such as Canada, America and Australia freaking worship this autotuned hack and his crappy music and treat him like a god. However, on the internet, Justin Bieber is the equivalent of Satan.

Belieber: "OMGG!!!ONE1!! I LUvv JUuSTIN BIIEBBER!!"
Person: "..."
Belieber: "OMGG DO u LUV hiIm?"
Person: "No. His music sucks. I hate Justin Bieber."
Belieber: "DIEIEIIEIEIEIE!!!!!!"

by whattheheckisapseudonym. November 22, 2010

Biebergasm

when you see justin bieber, he is SO hot and you are so overwhelmed you have some kind of an orgasm, except its completely justin bieber-ish. :)

girl: ..and this pic is of paris hilton
other girl: cool
girl: and this is of..OMG, justin bieber!
other girl: omg omg omg hes so hot, *sighh*
girl: i TOTALLY just had a biebergasm
other girl: same. here.

by RoRogirrrllllyyyyyyyy yes. October 29, 2010

bieberbitch

a girl who is completely obsessed, with the 16 year old faggot, Justin Bieber and loses it on anybody who disses him or his music

Normal Person: Damn, this justin bieber crap sucks.
Crazy obsessed bieberbitch: YOUR WRONG YOU F#@KING ASS HOLE *punches normal person in the face and assaults in other ways*

by rlfal April 20, 2010

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is, without question the worst singer of all time! I refuse to call chanting 'baby, baby, baby oooh' into a microphone singing. Justin Bieber is by far the worst excuse for a singer i have ever heard, furthermore the fact that 90% of teenage girls adore him, because of his so called 'looks' is quite frankly sickening.
If Justin bieber were to die tomorrow, the world would be a better place!

Justin Bieber is SHIT at singing!!!!!

by Katy Marlow xxxx May 2, 2011

Justin Bieber

The only thing wrong with Canada.

Canada's such a great Country, it's a shame Justin Bieber comes from there.

by Eh Canadian May 23, 2015

Bieber Slap

Occurs when a man hits something with his testicles. This could be on purpose or an accident. Primarily occurs when he strikes a woman in the face with his testicles on purpose. Also a derogatory remark when used as a threat.

I'm gonna Bieber Slap you right in the face!

Owwwww! I just Bieber Slapped myself on that chair

Last night I Bieber Slapped my girl...

by Tucker Merrick September 10, 2010