Benensohn

Noun:
A parasitic organism characterized by its ability to avoid removal despite overtly causing ongoing harm to the host in plain sight.

Verb:
1) To enlist others to do ones work in order to effortlessly reap the positive rewards without accepting any negative consequences; To take credit for an accomplishment while belittling those who actually made that accomplishment; To steal, and place the blame on the victim.

2) To achieve financial success despite one’s complete incompetence being common knowledge

The scoundrel benesohned his 5-man team, taking solo credit for the project’s success despite having contributed nothing.

“How’d you manage to benensohn your way to that job title?”

by Tea King May 28, 2018

Benedict Bongerbatch

The best,smoothest bong on the planet made with German reinforced glass combined with ash catcher and charcoal filter. Absolute masterpiece.

I cannot wait to hang out with Matheus and smoke out of his Benedict Bongerbatch.

by MLCANADA May 12, 2018

Bénédicte

Bénédicte is a very funny and cool person. She's a big series junky and is very emotional about her series. She's a very good friend.

Hi Bénédicte, have you already seen this episode. No, don't spoiler me!

by .!.; July 23, 2018

Benedicte

A teenage girl with many emotions. Drinks much ice tea and eats chocolate. She is always busy watching Netflix.

Person: what did you do last night?

*drank ice tea while she watched Netflix with her chocolate*

Benedicte: What do you think?

by Jeg.yeeta.ut.av.mamma October 10, 2018

Benedicticus Tovellatio

the mass of atoms which consolidates into elements that make up the skin, flesh, bones and nervous system that creates a sense of existance and self worth, creating the illusion of a persona who has used the world wide web, or "internet" to create images that release dopamine inside of my brain, and who has chosen to speak with me on multiple occasions and entertain my feeble mind, whoms't i consider to be a person worthy of my precious time, and who i enjoy interacting with.

Benedicticus Tovellatio the First of his kind, but last of his kin :feelsokayman:

by asmonL October 13, 2018

BenandCaden

Two retarted fucks in ceramics who like boys

Benandcaden- Ben and Caden are bullying superior class members to gain chromosomes.

by IbacdooredUrmom October 22, 2018

Benedream

The dreams which result after you take a Benadryl before bed.

Last night I had a Benedream where I was mud wrestling against my Mom, and it wasn't my mom really but my second grade teacher.

by Dandy1 November 1, 2018