eggs benedict

When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.

Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"

New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."

by TRose January 11, 2005

Benaiah

Male name, usually intelligent enough to eat a cookie. Will ask your sister to prom.

Hey, Benaiah, watch yourself around my sister!

by Grm117 March 20, 2010

Bendin

Someone who has no shame or sense of self-respect.
Alternatively, a person whose natural sexual position involves bending over.

Look at that Bendin, walking down the street with those assless chaps on!

Look at that guy, I'm sure he's the Bendin in the relationship.

by Strom the Vandal January 29, 2007

beneisha

Slightly ghetto but also unique. Beneisha is a female name for strong beautiful women. A Beneisha is funny, outgoing, yet humble. A Beneisha does not like really being the center of the party but her energy and charm tends to get her a lot of attention. Beneisha should not be played with because she will cut you off in less than a second. A Beneisha smells like an angel kissed her and is sexy by default. A Beneisha will smile so much you can’t help but smile back. A Beneisha has a lot of people who like her but very few close friends and that’s because he love is on a different level and everyone does deserve all of that. A Beneisha can be a little sneaky but also doesn’t like getting in your business, because she has her own to mind…. A Beneisha is unique like her name.

Oh my gosh! Beneisha come tell us how you got that glow!

It’s just something about you Beneisha that got me captivated.

by BC05 November 23, 2021

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet)

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015

Benebeck

the shit of a half-m oose-half-platypus-ha lf-manbearpig. It usually smells like raw onions.

Orion battled the manbearpig "hydumperus" for the jewels of fantasia. When he cut it open with his sword of god, it smelt strongly of raw onion. In the language of orion, stinky moose shit translates to benebeck.

by Orion2345567 January 22, 2008

Benedict Announcer

A local sports announcer who is not biased towards the home team. In an effort to seem unbiased he praises the opposing team, often overcompensating.

McNab won't stop talking about how good the Oilers penalty kill has been tonight, even though they're losing. I want to hear about 'our guys'. He's such a Benedict Announcer.

by LBC rat January 18, 2010