cock sock water balloon

After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands

Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?

Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.

Jane: Im breaking up with you.

by SGT. Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

balloon knot

character on Bubba the Love Sponge show, on Sirius Satellite Radio

"Balloon Knot... I love you in a non-faggot way."

by heynow22 May 6, 2006

99 red balloons

An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.

Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.

by LilSwagga November 9, 2009

North Dakota Hot Air Balloon

When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.

Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.

by tehaudistarr February 21, 2008

The Bellows

During a devil's three way one man inserts his erect penis aggressively into the vagina while the other aggressively inserts his penis into her anus. The two then viciously thrust simultaneously, knocking nuts and making her exhale heavily out of fear and enjoyment.

Fire investigator: How did your house catch fire?
Chad: Me and my buddy were giving his wife The Bellows and knocked over a few candles.

by HardwoodTable May 19, 2019

balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis

"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"

by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015

Hot air balloon

When one person blows up a balloon inside another persons anus.

Tommy performed the hot air balloon on his gay lover before it popped and damaged his butthole.

by big al 69 May 4, 2013