Belgian Commuter Train

A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).

Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?

Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!

by Ol Toofless Crack-Ho October 16, 2022

Belgian Cunt Waffle

The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.

YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle!

by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022

Belgian Dip

When a man sits down to use the toilet and the head of his male member breaks surface tension of the water, so as to leave a frothy coating.

Aw man, I sat down to take a poo and had a Belgian Dip

by cmfw369 December 17, 2022

Belgian Harpsichord

Performed on uncircumcised gentlemen, it is the act of pulling the foreskin back as far as possible, stretching the banjo string to full tension then flicking it with the tip of the tongue until baby gravy is jettisoned.

I was going to leave Sarah last weekend, but she performed a textbook Belgian Harpsichord on me on Friday night. The wedding is next June.

by HarpsichordsRUs February 4, 2023

Belgian Skiing

Jacking off two people at the same time, in a motion similar to using skiing poles.

Jeffrey was doing some belgian skiing this weekend, both Toby and Alex finished very fast

by Gurdi3 March 30, 2023

Belgian Sunburn

whilst most likely in missionary, the male will repeatedly smack his penis on the woman’s labia (or any second-party body part). Both parties can result having skin irritation/damage to the affected areas known as a Belgian Sunburn.

All he did was smack me with it. I think I have a Belgian Sunburn.

I cock smacked her so long and hard, I gave her a second degree Belgian Sunburn.

by ClamboThe1st July 10, 2023

Belgian shower

When one only uses a spray deodorant, instead of taking a shower first.

- Dude, I'm so sweated after this training, but I don't have a towel.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.

by brunorc September 19, 2023