Being a Justin

not listening to music past 2005 and calling all music after 2005 and/or rap after 2005 trash despite never really listening to it.

Person 1: Music these days sucks, back in the 80’s and 90’s are where it’s at

Person 2: What music these days sucks?

Person 1: All of it.

Person 2: Have you listen to modern music ever

Person 1: Only flipping through radio channels. It’s bad so why would I listen to it?

Person 2: Oh I see. You’re being a Justin.

by ScottyDrippen27 December 18, 2021

being his muse

how women rationalize getting dumped after a brief, mostly-sexual relationship

"I mean, I was Josh Safdie's muse when he wrote Uncah Jams," - Julia Fox on being his muse, before getting dumped by Kanye West

by Theo-dorable February 16, 2022

Shitty being

When a person behaves in a horrible fashion without any regard for others.

This guy crashed the birthday party without a present, ate the food, got wasted and puked all over the rug... What a shitty being.

by Hey, Blinkin September 28, 2011

Lettuce-Bein

A homosexual women who is either a vegan,or practicing vegetarian for over a year.

Jills turned into a real lettuce-bein since she started going to the farmers market.

Jane is a true lettuce-bein,she was one of the first to sell organic all vegan meat substitutes at lillith fair.

by Infinite Frank August 27, 2011

extraterrestrial beings

alians

me: look Extraterrestrial beings!!
you: can't you just say alians.

by heiogtakk October 4, 2017

dick beanie

cheeky nickname for having forskin

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Just being honest

When you think shooting out your opinion, no matter how lying, incorrect, rude, obnoxious you're being, you can cover it by saying "I'm just being honest!" No, you're a jerk, and that's two different things. You ought to have your ass kicked, but most people are too nice and will let it slide. If you keep it up, someone will in fact knock your dick in the dirt, particularly if you're drunk. Hopefully everyone will take a turn, then rip your vocal cords out so "Just being honest" won't be possible for you anymore.

Rude person walks up to someone who is mildly overweight "Holy crap, you're a ugly fat cow!"
Someone else "Hey, watch your mouth!"
Rude person "Hey, I'm just being honest!"

by rr25 June 3, 2021