Bed Buster

When somebody is sitting on a bed talking nonstop, so you whip out your cock and jam it down there throat, breaking the bed in the process.

I gave ann the Bed Buster last night, she can be so obnoxious.

by Xcfirecraft September 26, 2018

surfing to bed

The feeling of being so tired that you feel as though you are being rocked asleep by waves.

Today was such a long day, I'm surfing to bed.

by Agent 445 July 18, 2017

Bed fucking

When you grab you dick and rub against your bed up and down until you cum 😉

Jason grabbed his cock and fucked the bed and thought about boys at school and imagining them fucking each other up the ass. He cumed so much that he felt dehydrated. He finished Bed Fucking

by Gaycumboy09 February 21, 2018

christmas bed

When you move your bed in front of the television as to watch shows from the comfort on your bed.

"Let's make a christmas bed and watch movies tonight"
"I enjoy watching my favorite shows from a christmas bed"

by Noodle32 January 3, 2017

bed mates

Another way of saying "friends with benefits."

"Hey, is Meaghan actually dating Cameron?"
"Naw, they are just bed mates."

by AcinonyxJubatus October 27, 2011

Bed Intruding

When one of your bro's is sleep walking and creeps into your bed in the middle of the night for a cuddle or a brief chat.

Dude, last night I was bed intruding and had a short conversation with Adam while in his bed.

by mammoth1111 November 20, 2011

sweating the bed

the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.

"man, i totally sweat the bed last night"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"

by Jessica O'Neil January 27, 2008