Cumberland Beach

Cumberland Beach is a beautiful community just north of, the substantially less beautiful,Orillia. Cumberland Beach has 2 convenience stores located directly across the road from one another, 1 public school that only provides to kindergartens-grade 4 before shipping them off to Ardtrea.
As there is little police traffic traveling through this little slice of heaven, it is commonplace to see a neighbour out and about with an open bottle of alcohol.

"Hey, man, Cumberland Beach is great."
"Dude, wanna head down to the corner store in Cumberland Beach that's on the left side of the road? It's better."

by BLEOAVCEHR April 19, 2009

electric beach

noun - refers to an establishment offering sunless tanning

noun- "Damn, check out fake n' bake. If she'd keep her ass out of the electric beach, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."

by DWR77 February 09, 2011

steel on the beach

This is a very common kink among gay guys, where they will get a boner, lay on the sand and play ring toss with each other. surprisingly this sport is banned in most countries. The sport was invented by Tobias Mortensen as he thought normal ring toss was too boring and not gay enough.

guy1: I played steel on the beach yesterday.
guy2: i find that very gay.

by Antondenfede February 01, 2022

Beach Whacker

Homeless Meth user living on the beach who gives sandy hand jobs under the dock for $5

Josephs hands were smooth as a baby from all the years as a professional Beach Whacker.

by Impudicus July 03, 2019

beached shark

Rancid pussy that smells like a wet cardboard box filled with expired bananas and sardines that has been sitting in the back of a Dominican grocery store since its last random inspection two years before.

Have you ever gone down on beached shark? No, you haven't. How can I tell? Your lower face is intact.

by Ramalishtic April 30, 2014

Beach Chicken

Seagull meat passed off as chicken in a restaurant.

"Its not seagull - its beach chicken." The chef told the health inspector.

by Solitare_Pax June 18, 2009

Beach Nut

When you are fucking a girl you pull out and jizz on either her stomach, ass, or tits, and then throw a hand full of sand on it so it sticks to her then yell "boom, Beach Nut!" in a southern accent.

JB "bro, last night I beach nutted Miranda and she didn't even slap me this time!"
Jack "You the man JB"

by richard parker November 17, 2014