beach goggles

Like beer goggles, but for when you're at the beach.

When it's sunny and you're at the beach, you see a person from afar who seems really good-looking. But as soon as he/she gets closer, they are butt-ugly! Damn beach goggles!

by kiss of arizona November 30, 2010

Beach J

Beach J is the term for having received a blow job on the beach.

Last night Kim gave me a Beach J after we danced and got drunk on the beach.

by Damon K. August 6, 2021

beach sweater

Full coverage high-density chest and back hair displayed in beach settings and at company pool parties.

Bruh! Look at the wind blowing through that guy's beach sweater.

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

brigantine beach

a island just across from atlantic city. brigantine is a little secret to those who go and live there. it is small, but lively enough to make up for it. there’s tons of things to do in brigantine, you just have to discover them yourself. if you just look on the outside it may seem like another boring, basic beach. but brigantine is actually a getaway from the real world.

i cant wait to go down to brigantine beach this weekend, we are gonna fsu.

by summer19fsu June 9, 2019

Midnight Beaches

An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..

The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.

by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010

Beach Nut

When you are fucking a girl you pull out and jizz on either her stomach, ass, or tits, and then throw a hand full of sand on it so it sticks to her then yell "boom, Beach Nut!" in a southern accent.

JB "bro, last night I beach nutted Miranda and she didn't even slap me this time!"
Jack "You the man JB"

by richard parker November 16, 2014

Beach Chicken

Seagull meat passed off as chicken in a restaurant.

"Its not seagull - its beach chicken." The chef told the health inspector.

by Solitare_Pax June 17, 2009