Battle Medic

A battle medic is a player who picks medic on the game team fortress 2, instead of healing their teammates, they prioritize attempting to get crits with the uber saw, they will also equip either the crusader's crossbow or the blutauger. if they use the crusader's crossbow the will occasionally attempt to heal teammates with that, but don't hold your breath waiting for him to use it, most of them can't aim it

player1: (in chat) MEDIC!
battle medic: …
player2: dude he is a battel medic, just unbind your E-key
player3: arrayseven wannabe

by VTNL January 29, 2019

rod battle

1. A fight or competition, usually good humored, between two males both seeking the same female's attention.

2. A petty thug.

When the pretty new receptionist started work, everyone in the office knew that there would be a serious rod battle between Russ and Paul.

by Merriam Webster January 15, 2003

Battle Shit

The game that the hot twins in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" play in the bathroom. The game consists of diarrheaing by one person then the other person trying to match it or beat it in noise, stink, or both.

Tiffany: (in the bathroom stall) Hey Beth wanna play a game of Battle Shit?

Beth: Sure!

Tiffany: Diarrhea*

Beth: Louder Diarrhea*

Tiffany: Extreamly Loud and Stinky Diarrhea*

Beth: Tiffany you sank my Battle Ship

by Morgan B... August 5, 2008

Battle Shits

A game where you and a friend, or another person, bombs huge, loud shits in the toilet. The rules are simple...

1. Whoever bombs the loudest shit, out of both of you, sinks your battle shit.

2. Farts are included.

3. The game goes on until one of you bombs the loudest and biggest shit.

4. Have fun and enjoy the sweet, sweet smell of fieces.

Guy Numero Uno: *Bombs a garganutious piece of shit with a little poot at the end*

Guy Numero Dos: Dammit, you sunk my battle shit!

by Nippy August 25, 2005

Megaman Battle Network

A game related to the Megaman seriese owned by Capcom. The game solely revolves around internet or internet properties. Lan (main character) sends his program, or Net Navi, Megaman.exe, into certain objects to stop net hacking/crime.

Capcom has released a new game for the Megaman Battle Network seriese.

by Namlhof June 28, 2003

Battle of the Bulge

The continual battle that overweight people have against excess fat.

I'm 10 kilos overweight - I have an ongoing battle of the bulge.

by Bill - Australian in Malaysia March 22, 2004

Fortnite Battle Royale

A free-to-play battle royale game developed and published by Epic Games. Despite its extremely large following, it does also have a large hate following as well. This is mostly due to the majority of its playerbase being kids, which are seen as annoying by many people. However, the hate following as well is also seen as annoying by many other people as well, due to their viewpoint only being backed by opinion but insisting it is fact.

Fortnite Battle Royale player: Hey you wanna play some for-

Average teenager: shut the fuck up you annoying fortshit player go die in a hole fucking virgin

Fortnite player: alright man I was jus-

Average teenager: shut up gay

by nominal251 June 27, 2019