batman moment

Trying to say something out loud but inside your brain is trying to figure out the best way to say it, which results in random verbal gibberish.

Batman moments can happen by yourself or between you and a friend during a conversation. Where you both know what your both trying to say yet both of you have a batman moment at the same time and end up saying gibberish to each other, yet still knowing what each other meant to say.

English (non batman moment): "Has your dad got the batman soundtrack in the car?!"

Batman Moment: "Gizz jear ger ver batman shhna thzy car?!"

by rockstar 47 January 28, 2009

batman drunk

Being intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent that you pull an article of clothing (shirt or skirt, usually) over your head and pretend you're Batman. Term was coined in an episode of Two-And-A-Half Men.

"While Jim was batman drunk he stretched out of the collar of his shirt."

by SpryOne May 19, 2005

Batman And Robin

Term for a homosexual couple.

Due to loneliness Jorge is interested in becoming a third party in a batman and robin sexcapades.

by red21dragon January 21, 2005

feels batman

Batman is sad cause his parents died so when we feel sad or bad we share emotions with batman

Me: omg lol feels it lost my phone last night.

Billy: feels batman

by 12ev3 July 28, 2014

batman blumpkin

when you go ass to mouth with a girl.
then as you start to ejaculate in her mouth you pinch off your urethra then turn the girl around and ejaculate on her back. then proceed to rub your semen on her back with your penis. all of this happening while you are defecating in your toilet.

man1: hey what did you do last night with that girl?

man2: that girl and I did batman blumpkin

by Mr. M0nk3y January 1, 2012

Batman Syndrome

Batman syndrome is a rare but life threatening illness caused by a series of traumatic events which turns an individual into Batman regardless of their sex. It's most common in men but it is definitely possible for women to get Batman syndrome if they are drove to a certain level of insanity.

"Why are you acting so serious today dude?"
"I am vengeance"
"Ohh you must have Batman Syndrome"

by SigmaTherapist December 20, 2022

batman card

Using "my parents are dead" to justify whatever you are doing.

My boss yelled at me for not finishing the report in time so I played the batman card.

by DutchWollf August 12, 2015