Noir Bard

A writer (usually poet) who feels as though they are the only one capable of writing what their soul tells them with complete truth. Usually dressed in black and adorned with scary accesories, a Noir Bard feels distinctly more important than any other mere mortal and is extremely pretentious.
Favorite pastimes include: black coffee, eye rolling, short fingernails, and alot of ripped lace

Laure: I just started taking this writing class after school and I feel like a complete outcast
Jown: Is it becuase you dress in color and don't cut yourself?
Laure: yes! Its completely full of these pretentious Noir Bards who wear ripped stockings and smoke black cigarettes because they think it gives them life experience
Jown: How pretentious!

by H-Rubs October 22, 2008

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To show a person that he/she has just been majorly insulted

Billy: I have a new girlfriend
Tom: Dude, that's your cousin
Billy: No... wait... you're right
Tom: Ha ha, DANG BARD!!!!

by Bard Master January 8, 2005

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Bardledoo

A group of brothers who are assholes to everyone and anyone not in the B. We do not forgive, we do not forget.

Pattie: Hey dude, if it wasn't for Bardledoo my life would be a wreck!

Chucky: I guess that's why my life is a wreck!

by Misjavis Rayne November 7, 2011

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Bardia

Has autism and also loves to say the n word for no reason, sings the worst songs that can end up giving you cancer, also has to put his hand on his face to act cool when taking pictures

Person 1: Why is bardia being so autistic?
Person 2: are you dumb? Its a bardia

by Autism_man2 March 14, 2020

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