jessica barnes

a legend who just reads erotica all day.

that is all.

gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"

Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"

by pubes.com November 21, 2020

Buldge barn

Bulge barn , it’s the new bulk barn

Buldge barn it’s the new bulk barn let’s go check it out , they got some good deals going on

by Mnj85 June 22, 2021

Barn Up

When one steps up and takes care of their business and exceed expectations they barn up.

Jamal: Hey Bre can you make six boxes of chicken.
Bre: That’s a lot of chicken.
Jamal: Girl you just need to barn up and make the chicken.

by Lecrae116 October 20, 2018

Barnes' Girlfriend

A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.

A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.

by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013

booby barn

1 n: An adult establishment or bar full of strippers; nudy bar; strip club.

Hey (Johny) wanna go to the booby barn? I heard your mom was gonna be there. *laughter* Johny: "I hate you."

by woahbust October 24, 2020

Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"

1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.

by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016

kayce barnes

kayce barnes is a self centred cunt that thinks he owns the world, cheats on every girl and blames it on his mental health. the ugliest man anyone would ever see, nobody likes kayce barnes.

er look it’s kayce barnes

by ✂️✂️ July 15, 2023