Poor-balance beam

Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant

Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many

by f4nt4st1c1234 October 13, 2008

Volume Balancing

Usually taking place at night time when one's whole family is asleep, it is the art of watching something on TV, and turning the volume up and down so as not to disturb others, while keeping the volume enjoyable for yourself.

Ben: The explosion scene is coming up! Let me turn down the volume so I don't wake up my mom...

Max: Dude, nice volume balancing!

by MKU May 2, 2012

Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up

Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!

by anon23432 August 17, 2015

check your balance

Your mouth writing a check your a$$ can't cash.

Before Waka Flaka got into a fight in the club someone should've told him to "Check Your Balance"

by Truportaroc November 1, 2010

balance beam

Boys that claim they're bisexual/homosexual but seem really straight and are balancing in between homosexual and bisexual.

"Oh my gosh justin just texted me?" - gay friend

"Wait I thought he was straight" - straight friend

"Well he asked if I was a top or a bottom and keeps flirting" - gay friend

"I guess he's a balance beam" - straight friend

by Britany J-swag July 3, 2014

fair and balanced

Whilst taking a shit, you go down on your lady friend while she is sitting on the sink in front or to the side of you.

I was dropping a fatty deuce while being fair and balanced with my girlfriend.

by alibabasahib July 24, 2007

new balances

gay ass shoes that all the 7th graders at lovett wear

guy 1: why is everyone wearing new balances
guy 2: all these lil poos r trynna be cool

by KeVIn GgggGGG May 13, 2018