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fair and balanced

Whilst taking a shit, you go down on your lady friend while she is sitting on the sink in front or to the side of you.

I was dropping a fatty deuce while being fair and balanced with my girlfriend.

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Much the same as a chili dog except you vomit on the girls chest before titty fucking instead of shitting on her chest.

I was going to give her a chili dog but I threw up on her chest instead so I gave her the Wrigley dog.

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