walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009

italian buttfuck

Italian buttfuck is when you put a bowl of spaghetti in the woman's genitals

Her: You wanna do some italian buttfucking?
Him: Yea sure!

by The Design Community June 14, 2021

Australian Buttfuck

When you put you bendy straw into a brown liquid upside down.

Ben put his straw into his Pepsi upside down preforming an Australian buttfuck

by Florida man 363525 December 20, 2025

conga line of buttfuck

1) Gay group sex where each participant other than the first and last man has a penis in his rectum and his penis in a rectum. 2) A line of motorists with no regard for adequate following distance.

Look at those cager assholes making a conga line of buttfuck.

by flodgenuttz February 19, 2015

The ol' 1979 buttfuck

A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.

The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.

by grizzli25 May 18, 2017