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burger rage

When one becomes extremely angry and starts to assault the people working in various fast food establishments over a botched order. Vandalizing the establishment, yelling, throwing random objects around, and flapping ones arms wildly and in a threatening matter are some of the symptoms associated with burger rage. Burger rage has also been observed in fast food restaurants such as KFC, and various Mexican taco shops around the world even though they may not sell burgers.

The effect may be associated with the withdrawal one experiences from the various forms of preservatives and other chemicals contained within the food that replace neurotransmitters in the brain, which control mood and reasoning.
Fat fuck: I said I wanted a bacon cheese burger with extra clogger sauce!!!! This is low fat sauce!!!!!

Clerk: I'm sorry maam, but we ran out of clogger sauce.

Fat fuck: You ran out!! You ran out!! ARGhhhhhhh!!!!!! Motherfucker bitch you better give me some of the good stuff!!!!

Witness 1: Man that fat fuck has some serious burger rage!

Witness 2: Probably feinding her fix for the day. It will be on BoobTube by the end of the day.
by Alvarex March 24, 2011
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burger napping

When a black guy rests his head or cock between a white girl's ass cheeks, resembling a burger. Other people may join in to add "condiments" to the burger. This is followed by sleeping in the same position until the male is flaccid again.
Guy: Damn, someone come spread some mayo on this. I caught this guy burger napping!
by theflaccidwomble July 24, 2014
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Burger Hug

When you see someone at a barbecue and without realizing hugging that person whilst still holding your burger.
I was so happy to see Jane I didn't realize I gave her a burger hug!
by rkeitsock August 21, 2014
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burger kiss

When two people bite a burger at the same time from opposite ends. Not entirely a romantic gesture, more often practiced as a source of humor.
Terry and Ben shared a burger kiss just now, what weirdos!
by Agulon April 27, 2017
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Burger King Bathroom

Wrecking a Burger King bathroom by spraying explosive diarrhea on all surfaces, while completely missing the commode.
Jeff is such a chode. I pulled a Burger King Bathroom just before I left his lame party.
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Burger Kinging

When you approach someone in a fast food resturant in an attempt to flirt with a hot person but you just end up being socially awkward.
I was at a burger king yesterday, and I saw someone totally Burger Kinging the cashier.
by is_Quaz April 15, 2020
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Burger King Hot Dog

when ya best friends dog farts, and than your friend also rips ass while you r laughin, and it smells so bad, ya boi throws up a terrible tasting hot dog from Burger king.
Yoooooo Biggie you remember that time you threw up that burger king hot dog?
by ilikeducks April 17, 2020
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