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novelty blindness

When somebody erroneously states that something is the best or worst thing ever because they have only just encountered it and are too confused by thier unfamiliarity to it to realise its true quality.
Sam:"I got this CD yesterday, its the best album ever!"
Tom:"I think in a few days you'll realise you were just suffering from novelty blindness."
by Thomas Harman February 8, 2008
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Love Blind

Making decisions that are known to be costly in one way or another due to being in "love".
A: "Dude, you two are toxic for eachother and you break-up every six months!"

B: "Yeah, but this time will be different. WE will be different"

A: "Oh geez, you are sooooo love blind."
by posergeek13 February 20, 2012
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Blind Marlin

When a girl is giving you head, you pull it out and shoot it in her eyes and curl your finger into a hook and drag her by her mouth.
Guy #1 did you do anything funny on your honeymoon?
Guy #2 yeah i gave her the blind marlin
by dudeguy511 August 2, 2009
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Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.
I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker
by Captian Mikey March 23, 2008
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blind date

Ray Charles went on many blind dates with his wife, Della.
by beezor March 20, 2007
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Blind Walkthrough

Blind Walkthrough stand's for when a player record's themselves (Optional: Microphone, face) playing a game and completing it, without playing it before.

This is called a Blind walkthrough, since the audience watches the player play and struggle to complete the game with (Usually) no help or guidance whatsoever. The audience take's part in the frustration and other emotion's with the player if they are somewhat fucking emotional.

As the player complete's the game, the audience not only learn's how to complete the game, but take's LOLOL's at their struggle's and pain to complete the game. Especially if the player is playing a horror game.
- Example of a horror game Blind Walkthrough -

PewdiePie before Evolution: -See's monster- Run's away silently. Nope nope. Just no. :c

Audience: Lolol. :D:
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Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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