Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.

Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!

1. When you are arguing with someone who has a seemingly air-tight argument and you blow a load of philological wisdom into his argument.

2. any kind of come back.

3. A literary ejaculation

Joe: 9/11 was clearly the work of Osama bin Laden (and proceeds to show you undeniable proof) Zack: Oh Yeah, well Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!

Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!

Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella

Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.

Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.

by BigDickPic4u April 3, 2015

You got your high beams on

This is said when the one with the one with the high beams on is hating on another.

My cousin was giving me static about my highschool girlfriend and i said "dude why you got your high beams on?"

by courtniv January 11, 2008

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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

Beam

an amazing person
super sweet
super pretty
super awesome
hi beam i just added this after seeing ur story

"woah did u see that gorgeous person???"
"that's beam."

by Yayeetfuckers November 21, 2021

Beam-Team

a tag team duo of shimbazzlers that attend the University of Kentucky and tend to smash bottles of Jim Beam to the face with out reason, pay, or explanation with furious and tenatious speed and superior tactics.

Person: Yo mouse, we should challenge those shimbazzlers to a drink off.

Person 2: Are you serious man? Thats the Beam-Team!

by Swedish Grundig June 28, 2009

beaming

when it's really hot outside (similar to "brick");

(Standing outside in 100 degree weather)

"It's beaming out here!"

by papayajoe June 25, 2022