dumb bastard

Someone who is dumb and likewise a bastard.

Ira is a dumb bastard.

by DJ Deezy January 9, 2008

bastard

• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.

Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

horrible bastard

an obnoxious, power crazy, odd shaped, vindictive & loves a bit of drama person who can only be described as a horrible bastard. this person is a manager it is an outrage.

what goes around comes around u horrible bastard, u will get ur day & its been a long time coming!

by odd shaped hater February 14, 2008

fanny basher

term for lesbian.
derogatory?

she's a right fanny basher, her.

by lface! April 23, 2006

boner biting bastard

An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"

Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."

by Nicholas D March 15, 2009

bastard bitch

A particularly nasty female, i.e. a "superbitch".

Not only did she clean me out, she lied to all her friends that I was useless in bed - BASTARD BITCH!"

by prairiefire May 21, 2010

orange bastard

fan of glasgow rangers fc ........the huns

ya dirty orange bastard ye, yer an animal

by henrik November 2, 2003