assel jacks

an assel jack is your butt

oh!My gosh im freezing my assel jacks off!!!

by lorlie leeson June 10, 2011

Booty-assed

half-assed, facadical, not non-inauthentic

she suggested that we go booty-assed camping.

by poop poopington November 19, 2007

assembler

A person who works on a factory production line.

Similar to working with c++

I am an assembler.

by testic November 11, 2003

avengers assemble

Before sex, get a group of friends to hide in your closet with avengers masks. Then proceed to blindfold a chick and fuck her while wearing your own avengers mask. Before you cum yell “Avengers assemble,” then remove the blindfold while you and the boys cum on her face.

Yo! Me and the boys gave Lidia an avengers assemble last night!

by Buster Coleman April 15, 2019

Half-Assed

When you have sex with only your pants off. Often typical during high school years when parents are upstairs and you don't want to get caught.

Also translates to the widely accepted term of "doing things half way" or "not 100%." The sexual context is the original form of "half-assed'

We were freakin it in her basement, and her parents came down. Good thing we were half-assed, otherwise we would have been caught.

by Big John HammerCock August 22, 2011

assed out

sleep brought on by overconsumption of miscellaneous substances

damn, i had a xanbar and a fifth of vodka and i was assed out

by Tanatz August 2, 2006

greasy assed italian mofo

a dirty greasy fat italian man with bad hygeine.

why are italian men short
why are italian men rude
why are italian men scummy lol

by Grease mo February 26, 2005