aspshex

a made up word used to describe someone who tries, but isn’t funny

ur an aspshex

by the creator of aspshex July 15, 2020

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Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

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Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

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Asparapiss

When you eat asparagus for dinner and get the dreaded pee that reeks of it afterwards

Mmmmm Terry, that was some delicious roasted asparagus! Later I’m going to have to asparapiss.

by TahoeGal September 12, 2020

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aspis

Young Elite gamers in cod that when they kill you they will yell get shit on then they get yelled at at there parents

“Hey guys I’m an aspis “ “ get SHIT ON (mom) stfu”

by Wxvyyy September 13, 2020

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asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou

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the plural form of 'asparagus'

In Veggie Tales, there is a baby asparagus. This seems to imply that his parents, the two taller asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou had sexual intercourse in order to reproduce. Either that or mitosis.

by liighty December 1, 2020

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