asahel

(adj) a synonym for a major homosexual

Bob- doesn't Henry just look smashing in that blue blazer
Rick- no he looks horrible you asahel

by Anthony Capri October 22, 2007

autoerotic asphyxiation

Extreme Sport: chicken choking to the max.

One time....in band camp...someone broke into my cabin....and put a noose around my neck..... * also see salad tossing

by Maury Felcher, M.D. October 12, 2003

autoerotic asphyxiation

A deadly thing that often males do to reach something like an orgasm. It is often done by using a noose. but don't do it it is extremely dangerous.

The kid died of autoerotic asphyxiation. it's so fucking sad.

by star5 April 5, 2007

ASAP

As soon as anyone gives a damn (with a silent 'p')

Vickie asked that the manual go online ASAP.

After a good round of gossip, a cup of coffee and the requisite delay, the Tech Writer, to the relief of the mechanics, placed the manual online.

by IntlHotMale September 14, 2009

Asphyxiation

Julia's favorite word.

Arrteh: "Hey, what's your favorite word?"
Julia: "Fuck."
Arrteh: "Besides that."
Julia: "Asphyxiation. Blasphemy."
Arrteh: "Pick one."
Julia: "The first one."
Arrteh: "Mind if I use your last name?"
Julia: "Which one?"
Arrteh: "Bremer."
Julia: "Why?"
Arrteh: "I'm defining it on UrbanDictionary.com."
Julia: "Link me when you're done."

by Arrteh October 16, 2008

asphyx

Masturbating while depriving your brain of oxygen at the same time, usually through a form or strangulation or hanging.

Jimmy performed an asphyx yesterday, Unfortunately he passed out before he could cut the rope...

by Kh4ng4r00 March 16, 2008

aural asphyxiation

When music is so bad you have to cover your ears.

Between the local cover band's tone deaf lead singer and rhythmically challenged drummer, the majority of bar patrons left to avoid more aural asphyxiation.

by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008