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ap biology

the literal and metaphoric translation of "satan". there is no other way to describe this class other than hell, torture, memorization of pointless shit, the biggest GPA sinker since Calc ABCDEFG. If you find pictures of physical deformities useful for memes, though, take this class!
-Hey Craig, how's ap bio going?
-well, last night I lit my ap biology textbook on fire, dried the ashes with all the tears of children in a small Ugandan village, and then let that baby sink to the bottom of the atlantic
-Wow! that sucks
-pretty sure it killed a seagull when it fell. karma!
by skewlsux123 April 28, 2015
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ap chemistry

Highschool ap course that is design to teach students the art and science of copying homewoek and lab report. Instructors of this course in torrey pines highschool are Coordt and Atkinson. Each year about hundred highschool students in TPHS adapt to the brutal learning environment of AP chemistry.
1. You smell like AP chemistry
2. The weather is really AP chemistry today.
3. DON'T TAKE AP CHEMISTRY. EVER!
by AP chem victim May 11, 2004
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murder-ap

nickname for the city of minneapolis, in minnesota. used primarily by residents of the actual city, and is often shouted out for an added emphasis
What? U from Minneapolis? It CANT be ghetto up there!!!

Nigga shut up its Murder-Ap! Till I DIE
by 612 September 10, 2006
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AP Student

The kids on top of the academic food chain. Kids who have brains that are capable to absorb and complete information ranted out by their teachers. Also, the kids who know how to sleep for approximately 2 hours a night AND stay up during the school day. These kids have tests every week and study for an average of 5 hours for one test. Sometimes, there is no homework for weeks...but the challenge to absorb all information is more daunting than completing worksheets every night. Also, these kids are much more academically competent than the kids from regular-level classes. YOu can ask an AP Bio student how one gets cancer and he/she will give you a 2 hour lecture on it. But can a regular kid do that? I don't think so.

But when it comes to social aspects, these kids are extremely varied. Some tend to keep to themselves because to them there is absolutely no other pleasure than getting 100s on the tests. Some talk to other AP kids...exclusively. While others look dumb as phunk but are actually competent in class. And some still have friends.

Sadly, these kids are expected to pay $87 per exam to take the somewhat-mandatory exam in May. Ironically, the ones who have to pay $87 dollars also spent 87 hours studying and 0 hours of sleep. $87 for th infamous test booklet? That some crazy bullshiz.

Finally, these kids EXPECT and WANT bliss, fun and ease after the AP exams. But for first year AP kids, this is still a mystery.
Dude, that AP Student don't sleep. But sure as hell he's smarter than us.
by DoMe!!!! February 6, 2010
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Ape up

A sudden outburst of hyperacte behavior, usually resulting in the injury of innocent bystanders or the damage of property.
Man... did you see Adam ape up? He trashed everything!
by TeejMahal July 28, 2008
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gas ape

A person who uses the Gas Passer in the Team Fortress 2 PVE experience that is Mann Vs Machine.
Herald11 | Tacobot.tf: "Gas ape gas ape gas ape gas ape FUUUUUUUCK YOU!"
*Herald11 | Tacobot.tf has left the game*
by Cumblaster2004 January 11, 2022
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AP Physics

Just pure pain. DO NOT take this class in junior year of high school unless you are a fan of SATAN and his works. You will regret ever being born if you decide to take this absolute Hell of a course. This class will cause you to spiral into an ever-lasting pit of mental despair. AP physics will fucking kill you, mentally and physically.
Student 1: "Hey, im planning on taking AP Physics next year"
Student 2:" Are you fucking crazy?"
by physics_hater December 19, 2021
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