Anal-lysis

The process in which the anal sphincter is broken or ripped. Following anal-lysis the anus is termed, anal lysate.

Scientist "This study in anal sphincter control requires more anal-lysis"

by Captain Kerplunk May 7, 2011

Anal Acoustics

Like a guitar, anal acoustics is caused by a loud sound erupting from deep within, forcing the sound out of the nearest exit, which then causes your body to perform anal acoustics. (results may vary.)

Another word for Fart.

Epic Dude #1: Dude! Donny stinks really bad!
Epic Dude #2: Ya, he's rockin' out some anal acoustics man!

by Oh, This Guy Is Good February 12, 2010

Anal flagger

A person who's a very obnoxious asshole. An anal flagger is someone who has passed the level of douchebag in their behavior and is headed for asshat status.

Steve: "Everyone hates Todd because he's so rude and obnoxious! He acts like such a douchebag!"
Ryan: "Yeah, Todd's a real anal flagger!"

by Caryn Rose January 25, 2009

anal queef

An anal queef is the release of air from the anus after the penis has been removed from the anus after anal sex. Not to be confused with a common garden fart.

If you've watched amateur porn. You know. The anal queef does exist.

by The Hook November 5, 2007

Anal Sex

Bend over and I'll show you.

Girl: wanna do anal sex?
Boy: yea bend over and ill put my shalong inside that asshole

by mtlhabs January 12, 2012

anal repulsive

When anal retentive and anal compulsive collide, with unfortunate results.

He has OCD and ADD, must be anal repulsive.

by flyingdog November 2, 2009

Anal Morning

When horrible, anal-related things occur to you in the morning.

Also see: Anal Mourning

Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."

Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."

by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010