by 3plus3equal6 August 7, 2007
Get the Alanis Morissette mug.An extremly attractive girl who resides in a house with a big tree. she is such a homie and is loved by all. she may appear to be the most beautiful thing anyone has set eyes on but she claims shes ugly. she is a liar to all people so beware. she also claims that honest people lie and its not true. she is very beautiful and not ugly. she also has a donk that is property of someone who must not be named.
Guy: Hey isnt that girl alana so hot
Bob: yea but i heard she loves this kid chris
Guy: oh man im guna go hang myself now
Bob: yea but i heard she loves this kid chris
Guy: oh man im guna go hang myself now
by bob123456789012345678901234567 August 25, 2010
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by Tituba69 January 15, 2014
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Never switches up but always does what she had to do
Once she calls you her bestfriend there's no going back
Never switches up but always does what she had to do
Once she calls you her bestfriend there's no going back
Alwande is loyalty
by Goof_yqueen March 21, 2021
Get the Alwande mug.Alannie is a sexy fine beautiful young lady. She is very smart and is a very good listener. Tbh you can tell her that you fucked your dad and she would supportive . She is a dare devil and her motto is “you only live once bruh”she will treat the fuck outta you so don’t mess with her man. She hates fake bitches and slutty hoes. She has some big ole lips and their juicy too don’t ask me how I know tho. If you get to date damn b your lucky. She reply’s quick and she’s always in bed so you know she’s an expert. Alannie is like basically a mix of no one because there’s only one of her duh bitch.
“Did Alannie tell you anything about me and Jorge?”
“Nah b she knows how to keep a secret her mouth is shut”
“Nah b she knows how to keep a secret her mouth is shut”
by Diamond aka crystal man May 19, 2018
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He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas
He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas
He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas
by Matt the Vag Pounder July 14, 2011
Get the Alan Hensley'd mug.a complete no life that is rich that watses all his money on video game n has long hair that never cuts it or can nevr get a girl that he likes because he will waste money on game then hiself
by contol July 19, 2010
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