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Alana

An extremly attractive girl who resides in a house with a big tree. she is such a homie and is loved by all. she may appear to be the most beautiful thing anyone has set eyes on but she claims shes ugly. she is a liar to all people so beware. she also claims that honest people lie and its not true. she is very beautiful and not ugly. she also has a donk that is property of someone who must not be named.

Guy: Hey isnt that girl alana so hot

Bob: yea but i heard she loves this kid chris

Guy: oh man im guna go hang myself now

by bob123456789012345678901234567 August 25, 2010