dutch alternator

Jank alternator that won't charge a battery.

Tommy: Hey, I'm gonna need a jump because of Wayne's fucking dutch alternator.

by milje February 3, 2008

alternative medicine

Medicine based on alternative facts.

Don't allow Big Pharma to trick you into hormone replacement therapy - cure yourself with alternative medicine instead. There's literally nothing that can't be fixed by a chiropractor.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 16, 2017

Alternative metal

A form of alternative rock music which pretends to be metal music due to some metal influenced riffs. This genre is considered to be metal for people who can't handle anything heavier than Breaking Benjamin.

Person 1: I was listening to some Breaking Benjamin. Are they metal or rock?
Metalhead: They are alternative metal music. They are too wimpy to play real metal, so they play alternative rock pretending to be metal.

by Master Passion December 26, 2009

Alternate Currency

A sexual act performed as payment for something.

"I expect payment. Alternate currency?"

by Agaeki January 18, 2008

Alternative Energy Incentive

An incentive that leads to the development of Alternative Energy.

Giving alternative energy incentives in the form of tax cuts or offering puvlic-private partnerships to spur alternative energy like lunar solar power.

Not simply lossening regulations like legalizaing hemp.

by Kratos_99 December 22, 2008

TA (Terminator's Alternative)

A weapon that the Terminator would only use if he had nothing else.

A fully automatic BB gun, 100lb Compound Bow,.ect

by Ben Barger September 4, 2005

Alternate Futures

Alternate Futures is this ability to go and try to do different things without any of the consequences. You can just revert to a save point in your mind.

Like, you have this set button on you, and when you hit it, anything you do can be reset to that time when you hit the set button

That way you could do whatever you want. Hit the set button, go punch your father and then hit reset. No consequences. It's insane.

Wow

Yo dawg, last night I alternate futured myself, took a plane to LA and met Bruce Willis...

by Alex Edwards August 16, 2005