Alpha Kappa Lambda

One of the foremost fraternities in today's greek community. It was founded in 1914 at UC Berkeley by a group of men who believed in the five ideals of AKL. Judeo-Christian Principles, Leadership, Scholarship, Loyalty, and Self-Support. The men of Alpha Kappa Lambda take pride in their academics and participate in multiple philanthropies. However, they also know how to throw one heck of a party. You should have been there for halloween this year at Kappa Chapter... just sayin'.

"Mom, Dad, I know you don't really want me to join a fraternity, but have you checked out Alpha Kappa Lambda? They have the 5th highest GPA average out of 40 fraternities at Purdue, and they do all sorts of philanthropies. I really think this would add to my college experience."

DUDE! that party last week at Alpha Kappa Lambda was SIIIIICK! There must have been 2000 people there!

by AKL 11:11 November 14, 2010

Alpha Douche

the messiah, the pillar, the dictator over a cult of other douches. enuff douches to soak up roseanne's inward parts.

1. an alpha douche wears sunglasses at nite while his followers wear hats to prevent the moon from inhibting their spray tans
2. an alpha douche sports a pink polo and pops his collar to mark the fact that he has a penis
3. an alpha douche suddenly refers to bon jovi and journey as new up and coming artists whilst thinking that he has made it mainstream
4. an alpha douche drinks jager bombs with extra red bull so he can stay up to put date rape meds into the nxt girl's drink
5. an alpha douche's mating call to friends is the term: BRO

by lucy ricardo ball August 10, 2008

alpha xi delta

motherfucking greatest sorority ever. damn straight. fun to party with, just all around cool girls.. they dont really fall under any category, no specific stereotype

alpha xi delta chillest girls at towson

by awesomeiam March 29, 2008

alpha

The first letter of the greek alphabet, also means The begining or creation"

I am the alpha and Omega, the begining and the end, the first and the last

by ????? December 5, 2004

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 3, 2003

Alphabet Club

Used to describe the ever growing acronym of the LGBTQ++++ community. It is all inclusive and is easier to refer to than the ever growing sting of letters in the current acronym. The word version of the Rainbow symbol.

I'm a member of the Alphabet Club, are you?

Yea, I'm going to the Pride parade tomorrow .

by berkeley22 July 8, 2017

Alpha female

An alpha female is one who pursues long term goals outside of the norm and often to obtain some form of power, such as a doctor with a private practice. An alpha female has a level of competition and desire to succeed and go her own way unlike the vast majority of the population. Yet alpha females still usually will not display sexual dominance (they will still generally enjoy being dominated by stronger males), but will display less fear in obtaining men that they want. This is connected to social intelligence in the sense that a person with high social intelligence performs well under adversity and doesn't get depressed and back down quickly in the face of challenges or rejection.

Guy 1: "Did that girl call you back last night?" Guy 2: "Yes she did. I've dated about 10 flakey unemployed women in a row. It's finally nice to be in a relationship with an Alpha female that has enough social intelligence and decency to call me back."

by Eric Kazinsky May 25, 2014