Agent

a person, persons, or groups of people that are ignorant and follow the dystopia of the masses (aka, the in crowd).

In the words of my homeslice, O'Dawg:

"In the Matrix trilogy, All agent were dudes & wore suits. In reality...agents males & females wear & are the following ....

Males

White Tees, Blue Jean, dreadlocks, goodteeth, trapboys, crappy rappers,drive chevys, & are unfit baby daddies.

Females

Colorful dresses with sneakers, fluffy He-Man boots, bunny slippers (wears them in the public)

wear revealing clothes that show off their "bootydo", are usually babymamas, & only want to be nurses &/or do hair..

They both live to be ignorant & love all that is ignorant. Crunk music, Trap music,etc. They refuse to like anything that makes them think like Hip Hop & Education. They only live for the moment & curse around elders & talk loud on the bus or in public places. They go to public places & put their phones on speaker Like We Wanna Hear Their Convo!

They only listen to the radio all day & only buy mixtapes with the same 12 songs. Oh yea...plus they watch BET all day.

Most have kids & let them be babysat by the TV. The females pop gum or their tongues when they talk & the males talk like they have cotton mouth.....

As far as relationships. Males only want a female to hit & are scared to commit because of their want of "Living for the moment". & the females only want a "Trill azz negga"...aka a thug....someone who will be dependant of them & their walfare checks."

by Etarah August 1, 2006

Secret Agent

When you have a poo and the log goes straight round the U-bend.

Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.

I just had a secret agent.

by rmp89 September 12, 2009

agent asshole

Agent Asshole tells on people for talking in the agent room.

"Those fucks in outbound are agent assholes, so don't wright anything in the agent room"

by qmikeq September 30, 2006

agent venom

Agent Venom is one of the greatest fuckin super heroes ever don’t listen to whatever the fuck swedenlover69 says he is NOT a useless piece of shit

Agent Venom is the best Venom.

by dilfpool June 16, 2021

modeling agent

n. A person who works at an agency that supposedly represents models, yet does nothing all day. A modeling agent normally never returns phone calls even when they say they will. They often live vicariously through the models they "work" for. They are often known as the biggest liars amongst society.

"I've called my modeling agent three times today and he hasn't called me back yet! Oh well, I'm not surprised. He's probably been running errands or something."

by Davido May 14, 2006

Real Estate Agent

A full-service residential buyer- and seller-specialist who assists clients in the sale of real property. This person alleviates much of the confusion and frustrations of buying or selling a home with the experience she or he has amassed over time within a given local real estate market or neighborhood. A real estate agent is armed with the tools necessary to provide creative and innovative solutions in real estate services. She or he provides resources to assist clients discover value in real property, provides strategies to build equity in her or his clients’ investment, and facilitates negotiations toward an ideal solution for her or his clients.

Does your real estate agent have a record of success?

by Good Life February 18, 2011

double agent

to take two fingers and insert into girls vagina,and move back and forth like a dick, as in an inside job.

"I'm gunna double agent these bitches!"

by Scio Syndicate May 9, 2008