AD&D

Accidental death and dismemberment
A type of insurance that is characterized by a very low premium and payouts in the event of an accidental death, loss of a body part, or loss of the use of a body part (i.e. finger, leg, ear, head).
It's generally a comical type of policy because you can see how much each of your body parts is worth.

I got $2000 from my ad&d insurance policy when the shark bit my leg off.

by Cliff96 August 3, 2005

T.V Ads

When most men are willing to have a relationship or talk about important issues.

When the T.V ads came on I asked Barry if we should consider re-looking at our family finances and why it might be a good idea. Barry seemed to be responsive and conscious to what I was saying until the T.V Ads finished and 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' came back on.

"I feel like I am living my relationship in T.V Ads!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

ad homonym

In a debate (or perceived debate) a casual remark that sounds like an insult, and is perceived as one.

Norma: I think we may be getting rain soon.

Betty: Actually, Norma, after analyzing the latest data, including local atmospheric pressure, temperature and cloud characteristics, and the velocity of fronts within a 100 mile radius, I conclude that we will NOT be getting rain soon.

Norma: Well, Betty. It sounds like, when you grow up, you might be quite the mee-tee--a-rol--o--gist.

Betty: Are you calling me FAT?

Norma: ????

Betty: You clearly know nothing about weather, and you try to overcome your ignorance by saying that when I grow up, I'll be a MEATY urologist. Ad hominem attacks have no place in rational discussions.

Norma: No, Betty. Your scientific knowledge actually impresses me. I said you were going to be quite the METEOROLOGIST when you grew up.

Betty: Oh, so I thought it was an ad hominem...

Norma: and it was really only an ad homonym!

(meterologist homonym courtesy of Richard Lederer)

by I. Wagner November 30, 2006

starr-ade

The best alcoholic beverage on the planet.

2 parts gatorade (preferrably blue)
1 part vodka
1 part gin

i got wasted after six starr-ades

by Andy Starr April 11, 2006

Black ading

When a advert goes to load on a game but glitches out and gives you a black screen, therefor forcing you to shut off and restart the app

“I wanted to get a 2x multiplier but it was black ading I had to shut it off”

by Gratton97 May 5, 2020

workbench ads

Workbench ads | A ad with a Workbench thing... What's the point?

Ad error. ( workbench ads )

by saloema October 9, 2021

Ad Layers

A description for layers in an ad. As an example: For most mobile games ads will appear, But even when you click the X button on the top right corner, a new screen will pop up that usually has the thumbnail of the game on the top, the name of the game in the middle, and below it all is a big blue button that says "Get". Ad Layers are defined by how many Ad Skips there are. 1 Ad Skip = 1 Ad Layer(s), 2 Ad Skips = 2 Ad Layers.

Person 1: "Yo look at this game I found!"
Person 2: "I've seen that game in an ad, the ad was so annoying since there are way too many Ad Layers on it"
Person 1: "shut up cracker"

by NovyGG December 21, 2022