acorn in the forest

a little circumsized dick in a forest of pubes

"Wow, Greg must have an acorn in the forest."

by justaworm December 5, 2016

Acrodouche

Noun: Someone who likes to use random acronyms and then talk shit when you don't know the meaning of it.

Verb: Acrodouch-ing: conducting oneself in an acrodouchial manner.

Hi I'm Sh**na * am an Acrodouche because I like to pretend I'm awesome by using acronyms like "FTW" and then using urban dictionary as my source for why you're stupid for not knowing what FTW is.

Hi I'm Lindsey H*rgert and I like to talk shit and say someone needs to "work on your acronyms" Typical acrodouche....

by RizzlBizzl August 7, 2017

Acorn Kiss

When a man slaps you with his #BabyDick. Also see Mushroom Stamp.

Last night I gave my date an Acorn Kiss.

by Tommington January 25, 2018

Acorn

Acorn is equivalent to the kid friendly way of saying Nut

Guy 1: Imma bout to acorn bro
guy 2: dats nasty

by Acorn-man December 7, 2018

acorn

Ass
Crack
Of
Remy Ma's
Narwal

Ooh look at acorn

by ur poop haha December 19, 2018

Acorn

a thing that falls out of a tree

Jared: You fell out of a tree, what are you, an acorn?

by CronchingBathbombs July 7, 2019

Acorn in a bush

When someone has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis. The penis looks like an acorn in a bush.

I have a hot date tonight So I should probably shave my pubes, it looks like an Acorn in a bush.

by Professor Bronk May 14, 2020